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50 Shades Of Blah: Transformers for Middle Class Mommies. Also, Twilight.

Warning: SPOILER ALERTS! Two weeks ago, Erika asked if I would review (and therefore, implying that I read) Fifty Shades of Grey. Her request came inauspiciously on the hottest day of Edmonton’s unbearable heat wave. I am...
by Kristi
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My Big Fat Straight Marriage

A Note to all the RCMP detectives who frequent The Gaily on a daily basis; this story is not about me. I am straight, uncool and have only been to Montreal once. For Space Camp when I was 12. I remember hearing, prior to the pa...
by Kristi
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Gay for Sweeps: The Lesbian Kiss Episode

We’re approaching the beginning of June, which means we’ve just rounded out the last days of May sweeps; the final Nielsen ratings collection days for school-year scheduled shows. While there are four month-long c...
by Kristi
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M is for Masturbation: Kristi talks plugs, sleeves and dildos

May is National Masturbation month (hooray!); and while not required, sex toys are a great way to enhance your masturbation! And since it’s the trendy thing to write about this May (jezebel!) I’m going to write abou...
by Kristi
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Waiting For The Revolution: 11 WTF Feminist Items on Etsy

Like other formerly misguided and angsty youth in the pre-Twilight days of the 1990’s, I dabbled in Wicca. There’s something funny about Wicca that makes you willing to plunk down your money for literally ANYTHING w...
by Kristi
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My Lesbo is an Alien: NBC Picks Up “My Best Friend is a Lesbo”

When I first heard the title of NBC’s latest stab at the progressive sitcom genre My Best Friend is a Lesbo, I flashed back to Sci-fi titles of my youth: My Step-mom is an Alien. My Teacher is an Alien. Right off the bat...
by Kristi
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Ask Kristi Anything: “Sick of Her Past”

Dear Kristi, I am a 25-year-old straight girl with an any-girl problem. I have been dating my boyfriend for three months and he is wonderful, sensistive and carring. Unfortunately his sensitivity has become a bit of an issue. ...
by Kristi
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Forcing Family Violence out of the Closet

Thanks to the media, legislative change and the extensive hard work of many passionate individuals, our social consciousness has begun to accept that queer relationships are fundementally very similar to straight relationships.
by Kristi
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Simply FADoulous: The Pet Homosexual

Somewhere between Airplane!! and Carrie Bradshaw, having a gay best boyfriend became the height of sophistication for a socially savvy hetero lady or group of breeding girls – both on the big and small screens and IRL ...
by Kristi
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Ask Kristi: “Quality Bum-Play Lube Needed?”

Dear Kristi, Can you recommend good lubes for anal, vaginal, toys, etc? Sincerely, Bum-Player Dear Bum-Player, That’s a good question, because most people wouldn’t differentiate between those activities and the diff...
by Kristi
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Ask Kristi: “A Lonely Intellectual”

Dear Kristi, I am a PhD student at UBC and have been an academic and intellectual my whole life. Recently I met a guy at a bar that I was super attracted to, and we ended up hooking up. The next day I found out that he is a mai...
by Kristi
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Queer & Folk: 12 WTF Pride Etsy Items

I really did want to offer some sort of “How to hook up with the Hottest Guy on the Float” for Pride, but as merely a jubilant observer and flag-waver, I decided to leave that to the real queers. Instead, I found a ...
by Kristi
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