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Christian Gift + Candy = JesusWEEN! Christians Attempt To Rid Us Of Fun. Again.

Posted October 18, 2011 by Dallas

“Christian Gift + Candy = JesusWeen” ~ Jesus Ween on Facebook Attention all ye sinners who choose to celebrate Halloween by dressing up in heinously anti-biblical fashion and cavort with equally disgusting individuals while eating dubious amounts of KitKats and drinking ungodly beverages. That goes for you too, children that dress in satanic garb like that […]

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Kim Kardashian 72-Day Marriage Over! Why We Care

Posted November 1, 2011 by Dallas

Like a page ripped out of the Britney Spears nuptial saga, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from her husband of 72 days, NBA player Kris Humphries. This is the second speedy wedding for Kardashian and the first for Humphries. While citing ‘irreconcilable differences’ on the divorce papers. ‘friends’ of Kardashian state that Humphries was […]

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Obama Love, Korea’s L-Word, HIV Manhunt, Glee 3-D, Jeff’s a Jailbird.

Posted August 10, 2011 by Dallas

What have I learned this week? Well, apparently there is going to be a massive recession, similar to 2008. I am a writer who volunteers her life away, therefore I am poor. Recession, shemession, makes no difference to the lower class. I have also learned that I miss Jack Layton, I love my girlfriend, and […]

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Serbia Bans Pride March For Fear of Violence, Fear of Homophobia Not a Priority

Posted October 5, 2011 by Dallas

While millions of North Americans have celebrated who they are in the best show on earth (Pride) and celebrities are pronouncing “It Gets Better”, Serbia is caving in to far right pressures and anti-LGBTQ groups using car bombs and looting to make their point. Last year, when two similar events occurred in Serbia’s capital, there […]

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Chaz Cha-Cha’s, Gay Terrorists, Bi-Sexual Succubus, and Catholic Homos…

Posted August 31, 2011 by Dallas

Holy Crap! What a week! Double Holy Crap! Did you see Gaga in drag? OMG! HAWT! Well, back here in Calgary, homos are dusting off thier boas, and finding thier gayest of outfits because Pride Calgary is almost here! This is my fourth year with the Board of Directors and this year’s Pride Celebrations this weekend […]

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American Fast Food Hotspot Chick-Fil-A Feeding the Pockets of the Anti-Gays

Posted November 2, 2011 by Dallas

Attention Americans, and all those that have ever or will ever consider visiting there! If you support all things queer, do not set foot in Chick-fil-A. You would think with a name that immediately appealed to me as a lesbian, they would be our friends. Well think not! In 2009, this Georgia-based (should have guessed) […]

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We Have Feelings About Seperation of Gay Penguins, Buddy and Pedro

Posted November 11, 2011 by Nikki

Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is found in only one. Which one seems unnatural now? How many times have you scrolled past that image while wasting an ungodly amount of time on tumblr? Or maybe that’s just me, procrastination nation ya know. Well if hours of tumblr didn’t inform you of this […]

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Life “Without Men”, Youth Centre For Montreal, and Lesbians Want To Go To Prom

Posted August 2, 2011 by Nikki

As Summer has officially begun it’s descent into the world down below, my optimism has about as much cheer as a grave.

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