Editor’s Note: It has been brought to our attention, and was reported in the Journal Star, that the woman in the video, identified as Jane Svoboda suffers from a mental illness and lives in an assisted living environment. The publication reports that her brother claims she “is incompetent”. The Journal Star also says the brother is “disappointed the video garnered such attention and jokes without the whole story”.
Never mastered in school exactly what a non sequitur consists of? Never found that reeallly perfect example of super illogical conclusions stemming from a series of unrelated statements? Here is a lesson.
A normal statement – conclusion argument may go: “I am a person with a penis, and I like other people with penises, therefore, I think I am gay”. LOGICAL conclusions based on a seemingly logical series of statements.
An example of a non sequitur may be: “A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet…”.
That just sounds completely INSANE right? Right. Well it is one of the non sequitur statements this entirely deranged Nebraskan made today. Others include but are not limited to:
“P- E- N- I- S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he’ll be a fatality or a homicider…”
“Hillary Clinton’s roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms… A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay.”
“Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease…”
“Roman senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous gays, bis, and orgiers then went to the Coliseum to watch Christians get mauled and perish. Do gays become this sadistic? Yes. They cuss after coupling, don’t like the land they lay on, and 80% of those that did treason by the year 2000 are gays.”
“Gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old.”
“Read the book Nijinsky to understand that bisexuals always become insane.”
“A wedding dress is for a woman not a man.”
“Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!”
WATCH the video below for more hilarity. Also, also, also, check out the guy behind her. The only thing I don’t understand is why the other people behind her don’t have just as hilarious expressions on their faces. Also, also, also, I’m pretty sure this is the most fucked up example of repressed homosexuality I have EVER seen. Preeeeety sure she is the 80 year old celibate convert she cites.