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May 11, 2012

Best Real Life Example of a Non sequitur EVER, Deranged Anti-Gay Lady in Nebraska

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Written by: Erika
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Editor’s Note: It has been brought to our attention, and was reported in the Journal Star, that the woman in the video, identified as Jane Svoboda suffers from a mental illness and lives in an assisted living environment. The publication reports that her brother claims she “is incompetent”. The Journal Star also says the brother is “disappointed the video garnered such attention and jokes without the whole story”.

Never mastered in school exactly what a non sequitur consists of? Never found that reeallly perfect example of super illogical conclusions stemming from a series of unrelated statements? Here is a lesson.

A normal statement – conclusion argument may go: “I am a person with a penis, and I like other people with penises, therefore, I think I am gay”. LOGICAL conclusions based on a seemingly logical series of statements.

An example of a non sequitur may be: “A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet…”.

That just sounds completely INSANE right? Right. Well it is one of the non sequitur statements this entirely deranged Nebraskan made today. Others include but are not limited to:

“P- E- N- I- S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he’ll be a fatality or a homicider…”

“Hillary Clinton’s roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms… A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay.”

“Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease…”

“Roman senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous gays, bis, and orgiers then went to the Coliseum to watch Christians get mauled and perish. Do gays become this sadistic? Yes. They cuss after coupling, don’t like the land they lay on, and 80% of those that did treason by the year 2000 are gays.”

“Gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old.”

“Read the book Nijinsky to understand that bisexuals always become insane.”

“A wedding dress is for a woman not a man.”

“Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!”

WATCH the video below for more hilarity. Also, also, also, check out the guy behind her. The only thing I don’t understand is why the other people behind her don’t have just as hilarious expressions on their faces. Also, also, also, I’m pretty sure this is the most fucked up example of repressed homosexuality I have EVER seen. Preeeeety sure she is the 80 year old celibate convert she cites.



About the Author

Erika
|Executive Editor & Co-Founder| A mostly hippy and always hungry cultural critic, closeted pop-culture lover, and food know-it-all. Half cowgirl, half Ivy leaguer. You will find me writing on the crazy sh*t that happens on my teevee, feminism, philanthropy, religion and politics. I like singing shows, high-waisted skirts, scotch, two-stepping, and all forms of breakfast foods (sweet AND salty).




 
 

 
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5 Comments


  1. You can’t be surprised that these people say insane bullshit to support their claims. The sad part is that in a hundred years people will look back at this time and wonder how humans could be so terrible and illogical, just like we do now when we think about people who stood by during the slavery era.

    However, I do like the “gay marriage will lead to people marrying ice cream” arguments, because I would love to gay marry a cheeseburger.


  2. Steve Boal

    Absolute SHAME on you for still having this story and video up. This woman is completely debilitated with schizophrenia. Her brother is her guardian.

    Shame, shame, shame on you for keeping her video up for entertainment value and hilarity.

    Take it down. Please. Now.

    Steve Boal, MSN, RN
    Vermont.


    • Thanks for your comments Steve. While we are not retracting the post, I have added an editor’s note to include reports about the woman’s mental illness. Thank you for bringing it to our attention.


    • Michael

      This woman’s homophobia is not the result of mental illness. Her mental illness is quite apart from her prejudices.



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