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June 15, 2011

Queer & Folk: 12 WTF Pride Etsy Items

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Written by: Kristi
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I really did want to offer some sort of “How to hook up with the Hottest Guy on the Float” for Pride, but as merely a jubilant observer and flag-waver, I decided to leave that to the real queers. Instead, I found a way to celebrate Pride with my friends, family and colleagues by finding the scariest Pride abominations available on etsy.com. Happy Pride!

 

Uke Rape Whistle Rainbow Edition



Deadmaus5 Bracelet Cuff Kandi

 


Rose, The Tattooed Circus Lady Necklace

 

 


Ken Speak: Knuckle Ring


A Rainbow in the dark Tentacle Earings


 


Gay Pride Owl Applique Iron-on Version


Polka Dot Penis Paper Cut-outs

 


Penis Love – Real Candy Resin Ring

 


Gay Pride Pink Triangle Zipper Pulls

 


DIRTY DIRTY DRESS

 


Trans Pride Transgender button


 


Gay Pride Hurray



Gay Pride Bear

 

 




About the Author

Kristi
Kristi
|Sex & Relationships Writer| I am a 20-something straight divorcee with a dirty mind and a loud mouth. I work for a non-profit organization that can appreciate my mad writing and policy development skills despite my outrageous TMI outbursts. I'm a feminist, a mother, a techno-phile, an avid and shameless sex blogger. I'm most often seen having sex or hunched over a computer, writing about sex. Or eating...I like eating.




 
 

 
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5 Comments


  1. Kristi

    I think that Trans-pride button, using the font from the Transformers brand, could be a great parody done right. Optimus Pride!


  2. Heather

    I totally heart Etsy too! OMG, these are so awesome. Gotta love the imagination of some people! I’m totally digging the bear and the Optimus Pride Buttons. :) Thanks Kristi for that expression. I’m totally into Transformers way too much. :)


    • Kristi

      I Know, I am <3 a lot of this crazy queer crap. I especially like the gay-centric rape whistle. Because if you're about to get raped, you want a whistle that screams "FABULOUS!"


  3. Rachelle
    Rachelle

    I so want the gay owl!


  4. Jessica Evans

    What the fuck is wrong with the transpride button? (subtext: fuck you)



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