Kristi| Sex Columnist
Calf & Half – The Utterly Irresistible Creamer from Spoon Sisters – $19.95
Generally speaking cows are more comfy in the barn than at the table, but Calf & Half is a perfect house guest. She’s always in a good mooooooooood, an you will be too when you pour from this playful little pitcher. A gentle reminder of where our cream really comes from. Hand-crafted from double-walled glass and individually gift boxed.
Tyrone | Co-Founder & Technigay
The big refrigerator in your office cools a lot of stuff. Food, science experiments once known as food, and your secret stash…of drinks. Of drinks! But what happens when you just want one can at your desk and you want it cold? Well, plug in this small single-can beverage cooler into a USB port and chill a can on your desk. Then you won’t have to get up to get your drink.
The LED Beverage Cooler is retro styled and has a small blue LED inside. The LED helps your drink stay cool by tricking it to think the air inside the cooler is from the Arctic, because everyone knows that blue lights make you feel cold. So add a little style to your desk and keep your drink cold at the same time. Chill, dude.
Erika | Co-founder and Executive Editor
Exclusive to the Gaily Merch Store! Our new vintage fabric pouches from Edit are awesome! They are made from repurposed denim (like your x-boyfriend’s old jeans) hand dip-bleached and are lined with deep purple heavy weight cotton. It comes with 3 nifty 1.25″ naught word buttons, for those times when subtly is key! And remember, each Edit product is unique, so this is the only one!
Size: 7 x 5.5″
A perfect way to organize all that crap that normally floats around in your bag (makeup, condoms, tampons, pens, keys, money).
Nikki | Contributor
The Neocube - $24.95
The NeoCube is an entertainment device like no other in the world. Composed of 216 individual high-energy rare-earth magnets, the NeoCube allows you to create and recreate an outrageous number of shapes and patterns. Your NeoCube will provide you with hours and hours of unequaled entertainment! The NeoCube Alpha is perfect for gaming, expression, stress relief, dual hemispherical brain stimulation and much more. The NeoCube Is literally a puzzle with billions of solutions.
Kyle | Contributor
One of the best paring knives on the market, the Victorinox Swiss Army 4” straight-edge red paring knife features a high-carbon stainless steel blade with a lifetime warranty against defects in materials and workmanship. The classic contemporary handle design is ergonomic, slip-resistant and dishwasher-safe.
Dallas | Calgary Contributor
Who can resist a good double entendre?
Bicycle themed, sex-positive feminist-minded patch, this dirty print of a dirty-incognito message is screen printed in white textile ink on pre-shrunk black cotton canvas fabric for the sassy lady cyclist. Perfect size for stitching onto a bike or messenger bag, or it could be used as a smaller back patch. Also available as a Tee Shirt: